Toilets, Japan, Shame, … Poo ?

Winfred Feces and Shower shame poo

Now since we got that off the table let’s talk about the sanitary situation on our Planet starting with the throne of all thrones if you are a disgusting pig eating meatballs while sitting on the loon, downing a chocolate shake, smoking Half a pack…

BRO

You are doing everything right 🙂

For reals though: Did u know that Japan has Sci-Fi toilets helping you clean up down there ?
-> yes, because every1 knows that

Okay so: Did u know that India has a culture of hosing ( not housing though technically it’s true i guess ) their bum to make sure they don’t add contrast to their skin colour 😀 -.- 😀

The Problem: Disgusting but heroic Students found that flushing most toilets leaves a fine mist of poo bacterias and it’s right in yo fing Face… Bro

THE Ultimate Toilet Guide

Explosive diarrhea: That’s for reals shower and “Single Wash” Stuff ( maybe u need a bath tub ) that also leaves u with a little bit auf trauma haha 😀

Bad diarrhea: Some need Kitchen Paper, then normal toilet paper, then wet wipes and a intense Shower to deal with it ( we wouldn’t know bc that’s just gross )

Basic diarrhea: Double-Double Surface of toilet Paper, then xxl wet wipes ( not some baby stuff ) and maybe a Shower ( 😀 )

Just Number Two: Normal Toilet Paper then mentioned wet wipes
[ bidet possible as a third Thing to do ]

Pee: It’s actually quite sanitary and can be consumed if you find yourself in an emergency situation like some family lost in the Desert having to rub pee on their faces or like some dude i knew in Elementary who drank his own pee when sick to speed up recovery ( it’s real but BRO )
[ It’s true that Astronauts are drinking their and other Peoples disgusting urine-pee… PEE ]
…filtered of course and technically cleaner when what you bitch drink from the tap

Public Toilets: If you use them then you’re clearly are a psychopath or at least mentally not well ( serious )

Friends toilet: Best to avoid ( I mean still ew for everyone involved ?! )

Couple moving in together: yeah that will be something u will have to deal with and “get over” as they say. Find comfort on reddit where stuff like this is always heavily discussed 😀

Family: still gross but i can understand if some teen is just kinda F-d now. Maybe get these paper toilet seat cover things that look like a thin toilet seat made of Paper 😀 ( u no em )
-> don’t be shy buying them ! ! !

There is stuff called “Actimel” that boosts your stomach and it’s like a yummy vanilla yoghurt drink ( i drank it multiple times and it did have positive effects on my stomach health; just to be truthful )

-> FECEL TRANSPLANT IS A THING ( South Park )
They place the stool of a healthy person into the colon of someone else who is ill and it works really well so :/ They are very right to do it :/ But is just so disgusting bro 😀
[ still it is very right that it’s done so get over it; serious ]

Some People are into scat and we think: We don’t even wanne know about that bro… come on
( seriously F away with that but DONT bully these people if they don’t do anything bad; we just don’t wanne be part of that at all and this is also okay ! )

Diapers and Adult Diapers deal in Poo ( -.- ) and some need to change their own or their partner’s and their baby’s diaper multiple times a Day and that’s just something else bru

Some have a build-in “medical diapers” they have to empty into the toilet haha 😀 ( kidding; is very serious and more and more People implant it, granting them a better Life and is sometimes just a Life saving procedure so every1 chill… )

We advise you to never be ashamed of toilet Stuff except if your are like most People: Gross pigs that don’t care that much about feces and the resulting Health risks for everyone around… EW

Last Note: a kid once pranked his mother with laxatives and she like died on the pot and it’s because she got a heart attack from | super gonorrhea or something and the people who had to remove her had to actually burn the place down | Not so funny now i guess..

Sara Byte